Wanted: Good home for pre-menopausal wife. Crabby, know-it-all disposition. Gets along well with kids. Still cooks and cleans and very well maintained, a suburban beauty. Will consider return in five to seven years.
—Pleasant Hill man
This, perhaps, in tomorrow's paper:
Wanted: Reality check for prehistoric husband. Bigoted, obnoxious disposition. Gets along well with no one. Has a retro sense of entitlement and never leaves his recliner, a suburban sloth. No returns.
—Every woman you know
One can hope.
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